January 2010
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Gimana kalo kampyet ajah?
Me: engkyong
Me: ga kurang jelek nama lu
ENGKYONG: kyaaaaa
ENGKYONG: krg jelek yah???
ENGKYONG: kyentut?
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Do You Love Someone This Much?
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's 2 scary!
Guy : Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl : *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and
put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down
Guy: I love you babe
Girl: I love you too, please just slow
down now! Please!
(in the paper the next day):
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of a brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last
time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
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Kalau mau buang abu rokok, pakailah asbes.
Saya: Pa, asbes rusak, minta duit buat beli gantinya.
Bapak: Buat apa beli asbak mang siapa yg ngrokok,lgan kok bs rusak?
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me: eh bikin tumblr dong
Doris: hah, tumbir?
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Lagi error
Terkadang kita ini sebagai bocah susaaah bener dibilangin. Apalagi kalo kita tau ternyata orangtua kita sendiri menganggap remeh nasihat yg dituturkan mereka kepada kita. Alias.. Mereka sendiri yang ngomong tapi mereka sendiri yang ngelanggar. Kira-kira begitu.
Tapi mungkin sebenarnya, tujuan mereka itu bukan untuk terlihat disiplin atau kolot. Tetapi untuk memperbaiki kesalahan.
Kita ini...
“Pewarnaan pada zaman kanjeng nabi sangat disarankan karena untuk membedakan mana...”
– Darul (via 15june)
(Jadi kalau warnain rambut uban dengan warna hitam itu berarti kamu nakal!)
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Penting sekali gan
Orang: sien
me: alogan
me: kenapagan
Orang: ga tau ni
Orang: keknya tdi ada yg penting
Orang: tpi kok gw lupa ya
Orang: ah yauda deh
Orang: batal deh